Ask John Lennon

Allo, M'John, an ex-Beatle. Got a question for me? I've got the answer.

May 28

Anonymous asked: Fuck Cynthia. Gold digger bastard. I love Yoko! YOKO FTW!

-bows down to you-

May 22

Anonymous asked: CYNTHIA FTW

Nah..

Anonymous asked: Do you hate Cynthia Powell? I do.

I don’t hate her. I loved her for a good chunk of time in my life, things went too fast with an unexpected pregnancy and we married but then I found Yoko. Yoko’s my dream woman.

May 5

Anonymous asked: What was the best time you had in a natural (outdoors/urban area) setting?

Dunno

Anonymous asked: What are some mental/personal attributes in a person that you find alluring?

Intelligence, creativeness, a reader.

Anonymous asked: Pillow forts or blanket tents?

Blanket tents, of course.

Anonymous asked: Name a book that changed your life.

Yoko Ono’s Grapefruit.

Apr 27

Anonymous asked: Share a story that makes you smile, please and thank you?

Wonsaponatime therewas two Ballons called Jock and Yono. They were strictly love-bound to happen in a million years. They werer together man. Unfortunatimetable they both seemed to have previous experience-which kept calling them one way oranother.(you know howitis). But they battled on against overwhelming oddities, includo some of there beast friends … .Being in love they cloong even the more together man-but some of the posionessmonster of outrated buslodedshithrowers did stick slightly and occasionaly had to resort to the drycleaners. Luckily this did not kill them and the werent banned from the olympic games. They lived hopefully ever after, and who could blame them?

Anonymous asked: What are two of your personal habits?

Smoking and being a dick.

Anonymous asked: What are five things you love unconditionally?

Yoko, Yoko, Yoko, Yoko, and Yoko.

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